From the people who brought you the movie Blackfish, PETA and its mouthpiece at “TheDodo” are urging “keyboard activists” to spam-message Macy’s Facebook and Twitter accounts demanding that they not allow SeaWorld to have a float in the Macy’s Holiday Parade this year.
They’re a little bit upset this time of year.
They hate the idea of you eating turkey on Thanksgiving. In fact, they think your mom is a murdering butcher.
They hate Macy’s. They’re murderers because they sell fur.
And they are throwing a hissy fit because of what we like to call the triple whammy – SeaWorld has their “Waves of Conservation” float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Heads might explode with hate here.
So what does PETA do? Besides stealing a family pet and killing it, we mean.
We wonder how many animals could have been saved instead of this stunt?
And if you need a good laugh, then read the comments below this Youtube video. Over 3,000 views and not a single supportive tidbit from anyone.
Here’s our favorite comment poking fun of PETA: “HEY GUISE LOOK A ME I’M NAKED IN BATHTUB! SAVE DA WALES!”
Public nudity doesn’t send a message asking for respect and consideration, it’s merely a sad ploy for attention. We would laugh if it wasn’t so pathetic.
Here’s the takeaway though:
PETA and their website, “The Dodo” hate Thanksgiving. They hate Macy’s. And they hate you for being a part of it.
So just remember on Thanksgiving, as you slip Fido some turkey meat under the table, we can be thankful for real organizations looking out for animals like SeaWorld.
We can also sit back and laugh at PETA for hating everything so much that they have to get naked to make you listen to them.