9 Sea Animals Way More Fabulous Than You

We hate to break it to you, but you will never be this fabulous. A moment of silence for all of our broken, fabulous dreams.

Now, let’s take a look at the newest members of the fabulous club that are putting all of our fabulous game to shame!

1. The Shady Penguin

Photo credit: National Geographic

Let’s be honest. These guys invented shade, and they’re not afraid to throw some.

2. The Seal with all the feels

Photo credit: National Geographic

I call this the Upward Facing Dog. That’s right. Sea Yoga. Get on my level.

3. The Dolphins

Photo credit: wikimedia

They see me rollin’, they hatin’.

4. The Sea Stars

Photo credit: wikimedia

Synchronized swimming was our thing long before you humans tried to make “fetch” happen.

5. The Turtle

Photo credit: Doug Perrine

I got swag like Patrick Swayze. Y’know them haters never phase me.

6. The “Mean Girl” Lady Fishes

Photo credit: wikimedia

Get in loser, we’re going shopping.

7. The Sea Lion Pose

Photo credit: Cincinnati Zoo

It’s not easy wearing earth tones, but someone has to own this look!

8. The Polar Bear version of Fergie

Photo credit: polarbearendangered.com

I blow kisses that puts them boys on rock, rock. And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got.

9. Iggy Whale

Photo credit: planetwhale.com

I’m so fancy. You already know.