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Who doesn’t love a good pun? From just simply reading a new one or randomly, by the stroke of genius, coming up with one all on your own… punny jokes are at the top of our feel-good list.
Here are 15 fishy puns that’ll have you hooked. Welcome to pun side.
1.) Let’s face it, you’re about to get schooled…
2.) We’re not being shellfish.
3.) This is totally normal behavior. We talk in fish puns just for the halibut.
4.) Sometimes… when we’re thinking really hard… we even get a haddock.
5.) BUT it’s totally worth it because when we think of a the perfect pun, we k-eel over from laughing so hard.
6.) Long story short… we made a trip to the ER one time but the sturgeon said it was nothing serious.
7.) It’s true! We’re not just feeding you a load of carp.
8.) One of these days you’ll quit playing koi with us and you’ll give it a go.
9.) Like… we dolphin-ately do it on porpoise.
10.) Hold on, we can be more Pacific.
11.) Just stay perched right there.
12.) Tang nabbit!
13.) Sea-riously it’s on the tip of my tongue.
14.) Like if it were a dogfish… it would have bitten me.
15.) Oh whale, what can you do?